Sharp Billboard Slices Up Stupid Pigeons (0)
Annoying birds pooping all over your front porch? There is a billboard for that -- the new extra-large razor blade will slice some in half and teach the others a valuable lesson. Also works on giant rocks raining down on your flowers.
Stupid Criminals Caught on Billboards (0)
Some billboards advertise beer. Others -- something more esoteric, like a bread hole. There are billboards that advertise dictators (buy one get one free). Billboards in Wisconsin advertise criminals; check out the entire product line-up.
On a side note, no wonder they can't catch Mr. Adam J. Boone; he would not have been really speeding if they could, would he?